Boss

“I am your boss

My word, you dare not cross

You are my donkey, laden with the burden of my factory

You'll give it better than your best but I'll consider you only satisfactory

Your job ranges from fetching me coffee to completing business files

You get no holiday as I give no shit if you got flu or you got piles

I give you money and that means you have pledged your brain to the company

If you don’t like it here, with your qualification, like you I can get many

So basically, I own you. You are mine to stay.

Get your big bottom back on that desk. You are destined for all work and no play.”

“Dear boss, I don’t care if you own me.

If your report isn’t sent to New York by tonight, your boss is gonna set you free.

You are the bunny of your boss; I am not your slave but your only ray of hope

If you want to keep that Audi of yours, respecting me is your only scope.

I quit, get those lined outside within tonight to save your life.

Unfortunately, it ain’t gonna work that way in this strife.

So get this straight, you survive till you piggy bank on me.

Get me some cola, while I get back to this filing spree.”